So many dumb jokes all over the internet, so I make up my mind to post it!!

If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything,
I'll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
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I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill!!!
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True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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Hi,

Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
for Me in your Heart!!
I May come there any time!
your's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.

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I am your girl-friend:

Smart

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excellent.

Romantic.
Who????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.
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Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot
If you don't agree with me, then try to sit on a pin.
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Can we do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon!
Yours lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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