its exam...so the post is all about exam

Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

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Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading
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Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
>
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'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

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Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days"

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According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
Cheating materials today.

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Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ? 

Son: Absence

 Father: You were absent on the day of the test ? 

Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was !

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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"

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hah

SOMETIMES Sorry means - It's not my fault, It's urs, Accept it, It wud make me feel better..

SOMETIMES Good Night means - Don't keep the phone stupid, I want to talk more..

SOMETIMES Take Care means - m not well n' need to b cared 4 by u..
...
SOMETIMES Disconnecting a call means - Call me back, I want u to persuade me wid sumthng spcl..

SOMETIMES Smile means more than Tears..
n'
SOMETIMES Tears are more satisfying than Smile..

Thr r vry few ppl who understand this exceptionalities n' these few ppl r found only SOMETIMES.. :)

stupid and wicked ^____^

A biker ws riding when he see a gal about 2 jump of a bridge so he stops.

He asks"Wat r u doin?"

Gal"m goin 2 commit a suicide,"
...
Boy askd"Well, b4 u jmp, y dnt u gave me a kiss?"

So,she does.

Aftr she's finshd kissin, d biker says,"Wow! Dat ws d bst kiss.
y r u committin suicide?"

"My parents don't lyk me dressing up like a girl.."

THE BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE.!! ;-)

this is nice

husband comes home drunk & breaks some crockery, messes up everything & falls on the floor, wife Pulls him uP & cleans everything,

next day when he waKes up, he expects his wife 2 be angry with him
so, he PRays god not 2 have fight,

... but he gets surprised when he founds a letter nearby written by her & starts Reading..
"honey, I've Prepared ur favourite breakfast 2day, sorry I'm going 2 buy some grocery, but I'll come running back, love u"

with no idea wht's happening, he asKs his cute daughter wht happened last night,

daughteR Replied, "last night when mum was Pulling u 2 bed & Removing ur stuff, u were dead drunK & shouting,
"hey lady, leave Me alone, I'M MaRRied".. ♥

Teaser

A tired man came home late from his whole day hard work.
His 5 year ol...d son was waiting for him at the door.

... Son- Dad, May I ask You a Question ?

Dad- ya

Son- Dad, How much do you make an hour?

Dad - that's not your business.

Son- Please tel me.

Dad- 20 $ per hour.

Son- Dad,May I please borrow 10 $ .?

Dad Got Angry 'n shouted on the kid to go to the bed.
The little boy went to the room 'n shut the door.

After sometime man got calm 'n
he went to kid's room 'n said-
Sorry for being so hard. Here's Your 10 $ u asked for.

Kid smiled- ohhh... Thank You So Much daddy !
Then boy took out some coins he had kept under the pillow,
he counted them 'n said-

"Dad, I have 20 $ now.
Can I buy an hour of your time ?

Please come home early Tomorrow.
I would like to have dinner with You."

LOL

Some LAZY RULES;
We have Adapted in Ours Lives:

1. If you Spill Water,
It will Eventually Dry..=P
...
2. Don't Charge your Cell Phone;
Until It Says: "5% Charge" Remaining..=/

3. If Its Not on the first;
Search Page of Google, It doesn't Exist..=|

4. Why Make your Bed When;
you're just gonna get Back in It again?? =P

5. If you're Late, don't Go..=)

6. If you Drop the Ice Cube,
Just Kick It Under the fridge..=D

tragic? yeah, i know!

*Read it once* :(

Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
...
Girl: Ricardo, what do u mean?

Boy: Something has come up...

Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?

Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.

Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there??

Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important??

Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..

Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.

Boy: I'm leaving...

Girl: Baby, what are u talking about?? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.

Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.

Girl: Why? All of your famliy lives over here.

Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can't believe this.

[FATHER: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously
ERICA!, what did I tell you about talking to boys?!!!... Get off the
damn phone!! (And hangs up).]
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.

Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I dont want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?

Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!
Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking*I can't believe what's going on.

Boy: I need to give you something tonite, because I am leaving on
flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.

Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.
[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives
her a note.]

Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)
Boy: Baby, dont cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.

Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)
[They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her]
It says...

"Erica,
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you.

The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my b**** and dont you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you.

Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, b****. You never did the
right thing, and you were never there.

I didnt think I could hate someone as much as I hate you.

And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that.

B****, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. F***, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye.
- Ricardo"


[ Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]
... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....

Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.

Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...

Girl: Umm.. okay.
[She finds a piece of paper in the jacket,
It says:
"Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
B**** = Baby
Will not= will

.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo"]

Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!!
Friend: lol Okay but I g2g... Call me later.

Girl: *happy*okay, bye, I'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me!
... Erica turns the T.V. on......

[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors...
This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says.

[ She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... ]

... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message.
"Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time.

So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good……!!

Tak patut betul

Okay... now its 4:51 am...in the morning...so tell me why the hell am I posting at 4 in the morning when actually, I can sleep? Nah...it's because tomorrow..oh no! wait today I m not going to school. Actually, I really LOVE going to school cause:
                                  1)Get to meet friends and gossip and talk and blabbering wahahahah
                                  2)Get to wait.....stop.... why do I LOVE goning to school? Ahah! Because
                                  3)I get to see hot guys passing by in front of my class...BITCHY?? Nah!! IDTS
                                  4)Get to see my sister...yeah start asking me why must I see my sister at school? Its because we are adopted not real as in real real sisters.
Many people would say, "Auw!!! You actually love going to school? How nerdy of you... Hello!! I have my own personal reasons like:
                                  1)I hate doing houseworks!
                                  2)It's boring because I don't know what to do except for listening to musics
                                  3)I played the whole XBox games and it getting boring
                                  4)The only thing I do at home is SLEEPING,Watching TV and shouting on top of the roof
                                  5)No companion! Great! I m stuck in a place called loserville!! Wahahahaaaa

See? there are many disadvantages when you are at home. There are like a few stuff which I don't actually like going to school.But other than that, it's far more OKAY! Let me give you some examples:

(these are not the actual reasons why I hate going to school. bak kata orang melayu Ini tiada kaitan dengan yang hidup atau yang sudah meninggal dunia. So no hard feelings okay? Cause I don't put your name or your cats,dogs,hamsters and ETC in this post!!!!)    

 1. HOMEWORKS
 Oh come onlah...who likes homeworks anyway? So don't bother to ask why do I hate homeworks. I did it just to show my teachers how grateful I am to have an awesome teacher for being so considerate. I love you! Great! Let's just say, I did not even touched nor look at the last week homeworks. If anybody knows that, I will lose some extra credit for being a good kid in class... But on a second thoughts, nobody actually pay me for that kindda things... So whatever!! Hihiihihihi.... ^^,

 2.PEOPLE WHO LOVES BABBLING
AUW...don't you think that they are just so sweet? Actually, they are the people who cares a lot for you.. Sweet right?? Actually I am taking the bright side.So no need to thank me for those who loves to babble.Maybe, people like me?? hehe...I do admit that I babble a lot..Don't believe me? check my posts... It has always been me who's babbling right? Okay, people who babble are actually reminding you not to do and DUMB, RIDICULOUS and STUPID stuff. When I was a kid, I used to like people who babbles cause actually they are quite unique in some ways like, they could actually babble for 2 hours without stopping except when breathing. Or else they will be gasping for air. Break record right? Yeah cause my mum babble to me like 2 hours while I was palying the XBox or sometimes, computer games. And guess what, I LOST because I can't concentrate. So you guys should actually be congratulating people who have this ability. Not all humans on earth have this so-called-'GIFT'. This what I call a gift cause they actually make people lose their mind and make people confuse and cannot concentrate in what other people are doing. Congratulations y'all!!

3.ANNOYING PEOPLE
Seriously, I have nothing against people who are annoying, UNTILL they started to annoy me and disturb my pusuit of hapiness.Nah!! This category, don't come and ask me why I hate annoying people. I bet like, all of you must really hate annoyers right? All they know is critisize people and ask people to do their way. Hello!! People have their own way of doing things. So bug off! Stop disturbing people!! We don't actually need people like you! Argh...It's the same if you go to the supermarket and the people who tends to you ask some dumb questions! Like they ask you wether you wanna use plastic bags or paper bags or maybe sometimes, they ask you something like do you wanna pay by credit card or cash... Hello!! Don't be annoying, just take what people give you... URGH!! I know.... we can't satisfy people...

Okay...that's all for todays lesson. I am gonna sleep till 4P.M  this evening which I hope nobody is gonna disturb me or else someone better wear some extra coverage for their head cause I am not sure what are the things that I am gonna throw at them! See ya and take care! BYE XOXO!!! ;)

So many dumb jokes all over the internet, so I make up my mind to post it!!

If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything,
I'll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill!!!
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True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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Hi,

Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
for Me in your Heart!!
I May come there any time!
your's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I am your girl-friend:

Smart

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excellent.

Romantic.
Who????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.
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Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot
If you don't agree with me, then try to sit on a pin.
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Can we do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon!
Yours lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Friends...sisters...lovers...brothers

Met u, became frnds,
shared secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with u,
Laughed with u, Smiled with u,
Cried with u, Hurt u, Teased u,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?
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A smile is cheer from you to me,
the cost is nothing its given for free.

Day console the weary and gladden the sad.
And can make someone happy when they are mad.

Unlike blessings in which we pray
its the only thing you keep when you give it away.
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If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I am here for you, if you ever need someone to laugh, and share memories with, I am here for you, if you ever just want someone there without ever saying a word, I am here for you
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Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other.
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Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.
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A sister is both your mirror and your opposite.
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You can kid the world,But not your sister
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Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
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The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.
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An older sister is a friend and defender a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.
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There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.
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My sis, someone who has always been there for the good times and the bad times
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Friendship is Like A Tree ...It is Not Measured on How tall it could be, But on how deep the roots have grown.
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Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.
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As we grew up, my brothers acted like they didn't care
But I always knew they looked out for me and were there.
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Say AHH

The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love some one else.

If you love me let me know, If not, please gently let me go

Most important people....cam real jer

List of the most important people in my life:
(the numbers shows how important you are in my life)

1) Parents-lah (no reason, i just though  they are important in my life)
2)Kak Zahris (duh....she's my sister! and I love her so much cause after all, she is my SISTER) 0_0'
3) Faizah (my younger sister! oh crap! she's irritating but still, I adore her cause she's adorable!)
4) My P.A = A.K.A Muna (she's my bestest buddy,friend,my cutest friend who once cried because of me, the person who coax me!)
5)Dahlia(my best friend in kl)
6)Fatin(my gossip partner)  ^^,
7)Sakinah(my long lost friend)  ^_____^
8)Syakiera(my cousin. Honestly, she's kindda like my spy in singapore. wahahhahaha cause she knows the hottest gossip)
9)My brothers known as Ahmad and Amir(urgh...they are IDK! annoying but adorable)
10)Rizki Adrian and Adriana Insyirah(they are my niece and nephew...I love them so much.)
11)Aiman Fahmi and Khairullah( my adopted brothers)
12)Nadiah(my teacher)  o0o0____0o0o
13)Aariz Syafie(my baby cousin. he's so cute and adorable)
14) IDK someone with the letter M and ends with the letter N (you know you are important to me!)
15)Fahis, Allyson and Haziq( who am I gonna walk with if they are not there??)
16)Danial and Ejat (they used to walk with me)  = ='
17)My grandparents (through they always babble at me, still i love them both!)
18)My aunties and uncles( they buy me stufff that I want andthey spoil me...wahahahahahah)
19)Kak Amirah, Kak Sahira and etc (seriously, they are my eleder sister's friends and they are important cause they teach me and tell me what is right and wrong and they coax me when my sisters are not by my side) ^_^'
20)My girl-friends (Afifah, Atikah, Balqis, Fatimah, Ayu, Aishah, Farhanah, Aishah(4w2), and etc, cause they are always by my sides)
So...thet's all!!

hmmm

Very touching story:
Girl: I'm having my operation now
I love you.
The girl lays on operation bed.
Boy stands there with watery eyes
without saying I love you too.
Girl finishes heart transplant, the
boy is gone.
Girl: Nurse where is he?
Nurse says: They didn't tell you
who's heart they gave you, did
they?
Grl start crying....
Nurse:don't cry...he is in toilet...i was just kidding.
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Girl: We are best friends, right?
Boy: Yes, of course.
Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?
Boy: No one. I love someone.
Girl: Oh, she must be very lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I've loved her,
ever since I met her.
Girl: Really? Well, since we're best friends,
I wanna meet her. Go call her.
Boy: Oh okay.
*Boy takes out his phone,dials her number and phones her..*
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call.
*Answers the phone*
Boy: I love you 
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Boy and Girl break up,

Girl to friend: he broke up with me; he said we'd be together forever. we both promised!
i thought he loved me, i guess i was wrong.

...Boy praying: i broke up with her... i really love her, but i need her to have let me go by the time i die. she is my life, my hope and my dreams. i would do anything in my power to protect her.. i will always love her.
please look after her
♥
boy has cancer and dies two months later. what he didn't expect, was that the girl knew and killed herself so they could keep their promise. to be together forever♥.
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Girl was Sitting Alone in a Park , Crying and one Boy came & sat Next to Her:
Boy:- Darling Why are you Cryin ??
Girl:- :"( My HEART was Broken <\3....
Boy:- I will help you to Fix your Heart♥,...
Girl:- But I'm missing Pieces :"(....
Boy:- Then I will BreaK My HEART</3.. Just to Fix yours..:-)
Girl:- :) ♥♥♥
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>A Great & Sweet Love Story:

A Boy Never does Homework in Class
To get Punishment of Bending on His Knees;
In front of 'Her' Bench Juz to See Her for whole Period..♥

Gets Scoldings from His Parents;
Coz He Reaches late everyday,
Juz to Ensure that She has Reached home safely or Not..♥

Skips His Lunch
& Pretends to be Studying in the Interval;
Just to See her Eating the food..=)

Walks By foot to the Home Instead of Taking a Bus;
Just to save Money to Buy Chocolates for Her.." ♥ :)
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Dear Girls,
If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION
Just To Text You Back.
Marry Him! ♥

......Dear Boys,
If A Girl Ruins Her Wet NAIL
POLISH Just To Text You Back.Marry Her! ♥------------------