hahaha...huhuhu...heeeeeeee

BOY FRIEND TEXTS HIS GIRLFRIEND ♥ ,

BOY : WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK ?
GIRL : SURE BABE (: ♥ ,
BOY : POOF , YOUR SINGLE , BYE BITCH!
Tee Hee!

Boy: What did one leaf say to the
other ?
Girl : Hrm ... what?
Boy: I 'm falling for you.. .
* The girl and boy starts blushing *
... Girl : But what if this girl has just been
heart broken ?
Boy: Then what did the hand say to
the puzzle?
Girl : What ?
Boy: I 'm going to put you back together
and mend your cracks
* She smiles at him softly *
Girl : Then what did the sand say to the
tidal waves ?
Boy: You tell me ..
Girl : Take me with you forever .. .

Boy :Bitch!
Girl : i've been called worse before .
Boy : oh , really what ?
Girl : your girlfriend

 

A Girl asked her Boyfriend
GF: Why do you love me ?
BF: I have no reason .
GF didnt like it 'n say
GF: No. Give me a reason .
BF: Ohkay.. . ' Coz you're beautiful,
caring ' n attractive .
Girl was satisfied ,
Then one day she got sick ' n look
Terribly Thin , Pale 'n Weak .. .
GF: Do you still love me?
BF: Now that you're not pretty ' n
attractive do i have a reason to love
you?
Girl Cried .. .
The boy hold her hand 'n say ...
BF: Now you Understand?
"Love doesn 't need reasons.
I Love You 'n still love you no matter
what Happens ."

 

DAD: What can you do for my
daughter ?
BF: I` d die for her !
DAD: I don` t like you.
BF: Why?
... DAD: I` m looking for someone who
would live for her, not someone who
would just die and leave her alone

 

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl: No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl: No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
... Girl: I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
Girl: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!

 

Heart Melting Story:
A Woman was Admitted in Hospital
as She was Suffering from Brain Tumor..:(

Her Son & Relatives were Around Her,
... She Died within a few Hours..:'(

Her Son Cried the whole Day & Became Ill.
He Returnd Home the Next Day;
& Wen He Opened His Moms Cupboard,
He found some Tablets kept in a Letter,!!
In the Letter it was Written:
" TAKE THESE TABLETS DEAR;
I know U Catch Cold Easily after Crying..[:'( :(

-"MOTHERS LOVE MAKE IT LIVE LONG..♥"
 

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down. I am scared.
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not.
... Please, its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke,
but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him,
felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet
so she would live even :'( :'( :'(

I love this when it becomes true!

‎28 WAYS T0 MAKE A Girl Smile.....

[1] tell her she is Beautiful. not hot or fine.

[2] hold her hand at ANY moment even if it is just for a second.
...
[3] Kiss her on the forehead.

[4] leave her voice messages to wake up to.

[5] ALWAYS tell her you love her at any & and all times.

[6] when she is upset, hold her tight & tell her how much she means to u.

[7] recognize the small things ..they usually mean the most.

[8] call her Sweetie or BABY.

[9] Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.

[10] pick her over all the OTHER girls you hang out with.

[11] write her notes.(she loves them)

[12] introduce her to family & friends as your girlfriend.

[13] play with her hair.

[14] pick her up, tickle her, & play WRESTLE with her.

[15] sit in the park & just TALK to her.

[16] tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her joke.

[17] throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because u missed
her.

[18] let her fall asleep in your arms.

[19] carve your names into a TREE.

[20] if she`s mad. Kiss her !

[21] give her piggyback rides.

[22] bring her flowers just because.

[23] treat her the same around your friends as you do when you`re alone.

[24] look her in the eyes & Smile.

[25] let her take as many pictures as she wants.

[26] Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.

[27] KISS HER IN THE RAIN.

[28] if you`re in love with her tell her.

Suke suke...

‎18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
.
.
.
.
... 18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
.
.
.
5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
.
.
.
.
.
18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

  

 

 

 

Teacher : whoever answers my
next question can
go home.
* one boy throws his bag out the window*
Teacher : who just threw that?!
... Boy : Me! "Im going home now"

Boy: may i go to sleep.??
Girl: ok
Boy: i love you
Girl: i love you too bye
*hangs up*
... Girl sends text to boy saying "i dont want you to go"
Girl's phone rings
Girl: hello?
Boy: i decided you were more important than sleep !♥!

Boy : Do u wanna go out with
me?
Girl : Nahhhhhhhhhhhh
Boy : Did u hear what i just said?
Girl : Yea
... Boy : What did i say?
Girl : Do you want to go out with
me?
Boy :Yes :D

Hmm...study konon....

Tadi... aku pergi sekoah..macam biasalah.
Tyme tengah gosok baju, sebab aku nie, kelam kabut orangnyer...
Habis kena leter pepagi yang tak berapa indah ni! Bercampur dengan bad luck pagi pagi nie!
Peh bad luck giler sebab lagi 15 minit nak gi sekolah, boleh plak hujan.
Tyme tu tengah gosok baju, sebab aku nie, kelam kabut orangnyer...
Habis kena leter pepagi yang tak berapa indah ni!
Nasib baik my daddy ade...ceyh..of kozlah dia tolong antar... Gila ke nak biarkan aku jalan hujan hujan camnie..
Sakai aku pergi sekolah nanti!
Hmm.. yang peliknya, aku turun kat belakang sekolah basah dan bercorak batik baju sekolah aku! 
baru gosok tau!!!
Yang memelikkan lagi, kakak aku lalu tempat yang sama macam aku, tapi boleh pulak dia kering
Sekering keringnya! Sampai aku jer basah!
Ape sey!
Nak tahu macam mana aku tahu? Apa lagi, dia datang kelas aku sambil tersengih macam kerang busuk!
Geram aku tengok dia senyum macam tu!
Comel sangat! Apasal kakak comel sangat hah?
Dia datang dengan kawan dia, kak Sahira, sebab nak ajak aku gi rehat dengan dia. Haha...
Tu pun aku pelik! Asal dia jadi xxxxtra baik?? Takut aku!!
Tapi, dah nama pun kakak, so, aku pun ikutkan jerlah.
Lagipun, dah kak Sahira kata, "takkan nak rehat dengan kakak sendiri pun tak nak?"
 Ye tak ye jugak kan?
Aku pun setujulah. Hah klimaks dia, ade budak kelas aku,
nama dia elmie, kuat sangat mengepohkan diri!
Apa lagi, dia pun sergah kitorang yang berada di tengah tengah dunia sambil buat mesyuarat untuk rehat nanti...hehehehe
"Jumper kakak eah" kepoh jer tau mamat nie. suke atylah nak jumpe sape pun.
aku tahu, sebenarnya dia aim kakak aku yang lawa,aka kakak vanilla aku aka kak zahris aku!
Nasib baiklah,kakak aku ni boleh tahan kuat meloyar buruk...
dia pun jawab
"Bukan kakaklah, nenek dia." amik kaw! kan dah kena. sambil cakap tu, apa lagi, main pegang tangan aku jer tau kakak aku ni....
macamlah, dia nak selamatkan aku!
Hah...whatevlah, sbb pastu aku gi bace yasiin pastu naek kelas ade kelas add maths and maths!
Bengkak otak aku mengira add maths! Rase cam nak terjun bangunan yang kat dubai tu tau!
Pastu, aku naik kelas amik barang aku n terus gi kelas adik aku, faizah dengan ditemani oleh kakak aku jugak..
Amboi, manja sungguh.
Then agak lama ustat aku dok kat bawah, lagi 18 minit nak abis kelas br dia masuk... kitorang pun blaja lah...
Waktu fizik, aku tido tak ingat dunia....woah, ngantuk sey!
Orang lain dah balik, aku masih mengorok lagi!! hehehe
Then si fikri and khalid kejutkan aku soh sambung tido kat umah!
Camne nak sambung, aku kan nak blaja dengan kakak aku.
Baru jer nak sambung tido agy, kakak aku datang bawak angkatan tentera dier...hahahah
Pastu aku blaja maths.
tapi tak rasa cam blja pun...lebih kepada bercakap...wahahhahaaaaa.....
Sukenyer sukenyer!! Ada juga aktiviti memukul aku dengan kertas, tak pun kena cubit..hehehe
Dalam kul 1:35:43 saat ikut jam G-shock, kitorang pun balik!
Jadilah 1 hari aku belajar sambil bergurau senda... persoalannya, aku belajar ke?

I HATE THIS! if people say this!

You eat, you’re fat. You don’t eat, you’re a freak. You drink, you’re an alcoholic. You don’t drink, you’re a pussy. You read, you’re a nerd. You don’t read, you’re stupid. You tell a secret, you’re an attention seeker. You don’t tell a secret, you’re still attention seeking. You let someone in, you’re easy. You don’t let someone in, you’re too uptight. You smoke, you think you’re cool. You don’t smoke, you’re a loser. You’ve had sex, you’re a slut. You haven’t had sex, you’re a frigid little bitch. You wear make up, you’re a slag. You don’t wear make up, you’re ugly. You can’t please anyone. ever

I don't know what to say....bahahahahaaa

Delete from Facebook : Done ✔
Delete from Yahoo : Done ✔
Delete from Phonebook : Done ✔
Delete from the Heart : Error ✖ :((

Tee hee

Love + Care = Mom
Love + Fear = Dad
Love + Help = Sister
Love + Fight = Brother
Love + Life = Wife / Husband
Love + Care + Fear + Help + Fight + Life = Friend =)

bhahahah

A Real Relationship,
Has fights.
Has trust.
Has faith.
Has tears.
Has hurt.
Has sweet smiles.
Has genuine laughter.
Has snorts because of the laughter.
Has weird, stupid, unnecessary arguments.
Has patience.
Has communication.
Has secrets.
Has jealousy.
Nd most importantly it has
♥ Love ♥

sweet sawet...wahahahah

bOy to girl .... i can make u say I LOVE U ....
girl : no wayyy !!
bOy : bet ??
gIrl : yes ...
bOy : ok start ... say blue?
girl : blue
bOy : say pink?
girl : pink...
bOy : say love?
girl : love ...
bOy : whats 1+1?
girl : 2
bOy : ur age?
gIrl : 18
bOy : hahaha... i tOld u i cud make u say 18!!
gIrl : no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U
bOy : yes i did :D :D :D !!! ♥♥

hahahaha

♥ Before Marriage ♥

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!

♥ After marriage Read It Backwards!!

benda yang tak boleh belah! hahahaha

Tadi, aku tengah layan2 tetamu yang dtg bertandang. bestnyer. mula mula kawan kawan adik aku. siapa lagi kalau bukan ryan dan rohan, n adik dia, mahesh. best doe! sibuk betul kutuk mengutuk each other. Wahahahaha...pastu ade kawan mak aku yang datang! anak dier comel lorh! comel sesangat2!!! suka giler maen dgn udak budak kecik nie! Hmm sampai kawan2 adik aku bley cakap aku ni suka bdk2 ke? aq suka maen dgn budak kecik jerlah! Then, dorang semua dah balik, mak aku punyer relatives plak yang datang. siap sewa van. tulah sebabnya tak boleh panggil kawan2 aku dtg umah. takut tak terlayan! mati aku nanti! then, tengah sibuk duduk depan tv, ada satu budak kecik yang sama comel macam tadi tu dtg dekat dengan aku! seronoknyer! comel sangat. agaknya, aku ada ilmu untuk pikat budak budak and baby baby kowt. ceh! hmm...tak lama pastu, aku pergilah dapur nak makan nasi goreng. peh sedapnyer sbb dari pagi sampai ptg blm makan nie... belum sempat masuk mulut, aku dapat call dari fatimah zahra. peh, dier nie, call salah timing lah!! hahahaha...janganlah marah. hihiii...dia call and kata aku kat depan umah kau! apalagi, terpelanting sudu garfu aku! aku terus meluru keluar, ala ala red indian. sah! memang betul, dia datang bawak fahisal, noh (budak form 5) budak form 3 2 orang and kawan baik aku! balqis, aishah, wani and fatimah ler! sakit jantung aku! then lepas semua family mak aku balik, aku ajak dorang makan. syoknyer! bestnyer sbb bapak aku bukak karoke set. yang si fahis and noh nie, malu malu meow! tak nak nyanyi konon, last2 dorang gak yang nyanyi! poyo yang teramat. tapi suara sedap lorh! memang lah! kat sekolah kan dorang selalu buat performance! best lah! tengah syok nyanyi, dorang terpaksa balik! alah, tak bestnyer. but watev lah, sebab sempat ambil gambar! tapi muka akulah yang paling hodohssss kat situ!! WAAAA!!! okeylah...dadadadaa

tak sangka

tadi aku gi beraya dengan family aku.. mula mula tuw, memang malas giler. hmm... aku pergi 3 umah jer.sbb ade open house. best lah, sbb dpt makan. heheh... umah pertama tuw anak dier semua lelaki, so takde member nak bercakaplah. umah kedua plak, anak dier masih kecik2. so tak de member nk bcakap gak. tapi yang bestnyer sbb bley tgk hantu bonceng kat astro...wahahahaha...Umah last ni, aku pergi hmm best gak ah. sebabnyer, aku suka btl dengar apa yang orang tua berbual. best giler!!! Jadi internet bergerak kejap, ganti adik prmpuan aku yang sorang tuw. hahahah... hmm...anak orang nie, pendiam sangat. beralawanan dengan sikap aku yang terover dose ramahnya. heheheh.... muler2 tu, memang aku buhsan, sbbnyer, anak dier tak turun2/ anak dier ade 1 yang sebaya dgn aku...bestnyer! tapi dier tak turun sey! Penat jer aku datg!! VIP nie! hahah.. ama lama tu, topik yang dibincangkan nie smakin best, anak dier pon turun. mak aku pun soal siasatlah, ceyh, dah cam polis plak. mak aku tny, cmne sekolah n etc. pastu dier mak aku tanya bdae biler? aku pun buat mukalah. sekali dia jawab, bulan 5. aku cakaplah, "eah, samelah!" cis, muke terujaer giler. mak aku apa lagi, tanyalah, hari apa? mak aku dengan dia serentak sebut, 8. aku cakp? aik? samelah!! mak aku sebenarnya nak ckp hari jadi aku 8. yang dia plak nk jwb soalan mak aku....wahahahahahah...tak sangka...sukenyer sukernyer...boleh smbt bdae same same!!!best nie..best!!! itulah, benda yang aku tak sangka.... hahahah!! SERONOK!!!

I guess

Hari ini hari jumaat kan? baru aku perasan, dah lama aku tak nangis! Hmmm frust rasanya. so aku rasa, dari aku simpan sorang2, baik aku tulis, buat lepaskan geram! Stress giler! Balik balik aku jer yang kena attack! balik balik aku jer yang kena marah! balik balik aku jer yang kena bandingkan! Eah, pikir aku tak buhsan ke?? i got feelings and it's impossible for me to ignore it. Whateverlah. bak kata kakak aku, everybody is pretty in their own way. 1 lagi, aku tak jeles pun... tak haraplah!!! Leganyer, dapat cakap cam ni. biler tulis, rasa cam nak emo...tapi tak boleh nangis, sbb aku miss strong! She never cry. she never lose hope. she believes in herself. she believes in people she cared and loved. and most of all, she believes in everything that happen to her has a silver lining. she don't wanna make people lose hope in her! that's her! Lousy?? hahahha... i m in confusion and  emotional mood! Bah!!! nobody cares rite? tank god there are a few people who believes in me.

yang entah hapa hape...

Ary nie..takde benda sangat yang aku buat. cuma text, tgk tv citer B.O.F .... text jer kerja asal citer tu iklan. Hah... tadi aku tengok drama sebabak. best giler. citer dia pasal adik aku yang kena marah...wahahahaha.... bestnyer! lama tak tengok orang kena marah! sebabnyer, dia maen sembunyikan remote control. Benda tu kira best lagi. yang tak best cuma part aku tengok fb  seseorang nie...cepatnyer dier cari pengganti! Ah!!! Whateverlah..bukannya ada kaitan dengan aku! tak dapat faedah apa apa pun. Buat sakit hati pun kalau tengok lama lama. It's all the pass and i m looking forward not to turn back anymore. Bak kata pepatah "the truth is everyone is going to hurt you. you just got to find the ones worth suffering" cam ye ye jer tau aku nie! hahahaha... kutuk diri sendiri biler sedeh.. Waaaa!! Tapilah kan, secara rasionalnya, aku tak rasa apa apa pun tau, lepas dia pergi... malas nak fikir atau sebenarnya malas nak ikut kata hati. nanti binasa woah!!! Dah stop sampai sana. nanti termelayang pulak ingatan aku. hehehe... Hmm..tadikan, aku gi sekolah dengan allyson. pastu, aku jumpa kakak aku tengah baca buku bio dengan kawan dia. kak amirah. Hmm aku sebenarnya nak tegur dia, tapilah kan, aku ni pemalu. ceyh..padahal kalau kat sms... selamba mamba jer aku reject and kutuk dier. alah, apa kurangnyer dier pun kan? suke reject aku. Biler kat umah, aku cakaplah, aku ni sebenarnya pemalu, padahal, aku kat sekolah nie, kuat terpekik melolong macam tarzan (terkutuk diri sendiri plak. takpe sekali sekala). dia ketawa sambil buat muka nie ==' hish tak baik tau... dahlah..sebelum aku membebel benda yang melalut dan jauh menyimpang dari topik asal. baik aku gi tido...ade gak faedahnyer. BYE!!!

Girls should know this...i bet...

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate other flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. …….dont think so
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite – Whatever.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. So true.
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice…….very true.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ……..sumtimes.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends…..sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”……sumtimes.
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him….very important.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ….they love u regardless.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!……true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact. ……sumtimes.
99. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

Hari ini...

Aku cuma cerita pasal semalam sudah lah sebab ary nie, takde benda yang menarik sangat! Semalam aku bangun pukul 3 pagi sebab belajar. ceh ceh ceh...baik betul aku nie. sekali, aku dapat kakak aku text dalam kul 3 lebey. aku pun pelik, sejak biler dia suke text orang pagi pagi buta cam nie? Ouh...dia pun belajar lah. Aku ingatkan dia ni pemalas...hahaha...sorry tekutuk pulak. hahahah... Cam budak2 plak tu, ckp pasal pensel pilot sape yang lagi bagus.... Adoi ai!Pastu aku terus bangun sampailah kul 6 then get ready untuk sekolah. Peh pagi tu, aku jumpe allyson. muke bahagia semacam. Aku cam nak antar beliau pergi hospital sakit jiwa. kat tanjung rambutan. Entah apa yang dia seronok sangat tu pun, aku tak tau larr yang pasti aku tak kesah. Hmm kat sekolah, cam biasa lah, jumpa best friends aku. Muna aka Moon, Afifah aka Pipa, adik aku yang sengal Faizah aka Eja ( aku sorang jer yg nak panggil dia ni)  Fatimah aka Fat atau Timah dan ramai lagi. Dan break record, dah 3 hari bturut turut aku dtg lambat. bangga ni! Patut menang award...wahahahaha! Hmm takde apa sangatlah yg best... tapi waktu balik, aku sekawan maen lari lari sebab burung gagak dah mula mengganas. Hahahah.... Burung gagak tu suke sangat duduk atas kepala orang tau! habis kitorang ni semua penah jadi mangsa kekejaman gagak ni tau! mengadu ni! hah! sampai umah, mak aku kata nak pergi umah nizam, mak aku punyer kawan punyer anak. Aku kenal dia sejak umo 7 tahun. malam tu, aku datang and mula mula tu bosan lah. sbb takde member nak bercakap. Tapi, pastu si nizam maen mcj2 aku dr luar umah. takde kejer betul mamat ni. dah giler ke? buat bazir kredit aku jer! Ia berakhir dengan aku amik gambar dengan dia! entah berapa kali peace pose aku buat! Dah Bye! Aku nak tido!

Hmmm...

6 SIFAT LELAKI YANG DISUKAI WANITA

1) Percaya diri

Keyakinan diri adalah kualiti utama yang sering dicari oleh wanita.
Lakukan perkara yang terbaik, misalnya kalau anda mahir bermain futsal, teruskan bermain.
Pada masa yang sama, cuba bermain sukan lain juga.
Cara ini membuatkan anda kelihatan lebih yakin dan matang.

2) Lucu

Jangan bercakap terlalu serius atau buat-buat ketawa, tetapi berpada-pada dalam pergaulan.
Lelaki yang gemar berjenaka dapat membangkitkan suasana ceria kepada teman wanitanya atau isterinya, terutamanya apabila si dia sedang bersedih.

3) Romantik

Lelaki romantik sentiasa menjadi idaman wanita.
Harus diingat, romantik bukan bermakna gatal dan mengada-ngada, tetapi bijak mengambil hati dan pandai berkata-kata untuk mengawal keadaan.

4) Bijak

Lelaki bijak turut menjadi keutamaan wanita sebagai teman istimewa atau suami.
Tidak semestinya anda seorang ahli akademik, tetapi penampilan dan cara pembawaan diri menjadi perhatian.

5) Menjaga penampilan

Lelaki yang pandai menjaga penampilan serta sentiasa kelihatan bersih, kemas, segak, menarik, dan berpakaian sedap mata memandang menjadi pilihan wanita.
Penampilan yang baik menunjukkan lelaki mampu menghargai dirinya.
Kuku turut memainkan peranan yang penting, jadi pastikan kuku anda dipotong rapi dan bersih agar wanita yang mendampingi anda tidak lari.

6) Soleh

Wanita juga suka kepada lelaki yang soleh dan mampu membawa diri dalam apa juga keadaan serta menjaga tatatertib di khalayak.

the most coolest raya on EARTH! but it also turns out to be the uncoolest raya!

That's the only picture that is quite nice...

Today it started with a lousy morning starting with my mum woke me up to get ready for school. I really thought of going to school at 8:30 a.m but i end up going to school at 8:15 a.m. Goodness!! I was so damn ugly and I really don't know what my face looks like. But then after Raya at school my friends and i went to some houses. We really have a good time and was like taking pictures at school and some friends house. Best yaw! Met my sister when eating at school too! But cannot take pictures ley! Cool sey... Then all of us when to Farahnaz, Shafika, Amirul and Hafizah's house. My younger sister did not get to the other 3 houses. Muahahaha!! At last, at 12:30 pm my brother called and asked me to come home. Well that is when the bad luck started. Balik rumah jer, I thought of going to Maslee and top up my dumb phone. Then Zahrisma, AKA my sister said she was there too. So we met and took pictures in Maslee and I was wondering what the heck was I doing?

Kat skolah tak sempat... maslee pun jadilah.... hahahaha... After that, i paid my stuff and when home. Upon arriving, it was raining cats and dogs and i have to dump myself at one of the chinese restaurant. God! I was like asking myself, what could be worse than this. After waiting like a bloodyfool for an hour, the rain stopped and i was smiling all the way home! Hahaha...  My dad and mum was laughing their head off when seeing me. Then we went to my mum's bestest buddy's house cause she invited us lar.. We also went to my mum's grandmother. I was sms-ing my sister how bored I was. My mum then received a message from her friend saying that she is on the way to our house. My parents rushed home and during that period I received one good scolding and babbling from them. It's just because I did not help my mum serving the table as I was removing my make up. After washing the plates that I was suppose to wash, I sat and thought maybe things would be better for me but in the end, I got scolded again for throwing away the ice. How the hell should I know if nobody tell me bout that dumb thing! Okay i miss a point, I was actually having my bath after removing my make up! But my brother took a long time in the toilet that got me in to this mess! Ah!!! Whatever! I m gonna stop at this! 

Hahaha... kakak kesayangan kot!!!

My buddy and I

Liar!

LIAR! Let me tell you something bout it! Once a liar, forever a liar! You told me that you changed, but you did not! You told me you would stop doing things that I dislike, but you broke that promise! Guess what, I will never trust you anymore! If you think you're so great, why are you still waiting for me? I can't believe I am so stupid to believe a liar like you. Explaination is worthless now, since I've seen your true colours! Cursing and Crying won't be good! I know! So let put this straight, the memories that we had is just the pass and I have to go on with my life without you! Sayonara!

Sometimes I wonder...

Sometimeslah.. aku heran... asal aku boleh rapat dengan orang yang paling aku meyampah disebabkan  kegedikkan yang melampau (ada ke ayat ni?) Tapilah... ada juga orang yang nak rapat tak tentu pasal sebab ada tujuan. Tak kisahlah apa tujuan dia and aku malas nak ulas pasal ni. Menyampah giler bila ada orang guna gunakan kita! Apa tak ada orang yang ikhlas berkawan ke dalam dunia ni? Kalau ada pun, mesti sikit giler! Hah balik kepada orang yang aku rapat ni, macam mana bley rapat dengan budak Z ni hah? Tapi dia tak gediklah. Eh? Ke aku yang gedik hah? Tak sangka betul! Sampai bley jadi adik dia lagi. Setahu akulah, aku ni susah nak rapat dengan orang, kalau rapat pun, mesti ambil masa yang lama. Sampai Z jer, 2 hari dah boleh rapat! Apa daa... Hilang ego aku! Hehehe... Whatever.. I am gonna finish my freaking homework. i bit you guys adios!