let's talk about L.O.V.E

What is love? Is it something that has to do with lust? Love, in life, you will love your parents, siblings, friends and most of all, your soul mate. May I ask, if you are still in school, and you have a boy or girlfriend, do you ever ever think it would last? Quit it! It won't last. Like me!

The first time I met him, My heart was like pounding so fast! I can't help staring at him all day in class. I was like, hmmm...he's the only guy I would wanna be. Like, learning to accept him the way he is. Love him. Care for him. I keep on asking his friends bout him. The way he acts. Haha... cranky I suppose. But that is what happen when you fell in love. You though he is your everyhing. And that time, his friends told me he like me too! And for all these years in school, I was exposed to the gossips that I soon got bored of it and move on with my life. Anyway, he does not even
make the first move, so how should I know if he really likes me! And this year, when I thought the gossip is gone, it came back! Why the hell am I always exposed to gossips? I don't understand,if I befriend with a guy, those gossips will start to appear. But when any other girls started befriending with the same guy or so whatever, they don't have to bear the cranky gossips! Why must it always be me?? Can't you MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS?? Now even the teachers get to know bout this and it drives me crazy! And guess what, I am NOT INTO HIM ANYMORE! Forget it. That is what I call puppy dog love!!

I told you, loving someone is not wrong, but not at this age. Loving your sisters or brothers are much more worth it cause, hey, they help you when you're in trouble right??

Don;t believe this when you are still schooling

According to you

According to you 
I'm stupid, 
I'm useless, 
I can't do anything right. 
According to you 
I'm difficult, 
hard to please, 
forever changing my mind. 
I'm a mess in a dress, 
can't show up on time, 
even if it would save my life. 
According to you. According to you. 

But according to him 
I'm beautiful, 
incredible, 
he can't get me out of his head. 
According to him 
I'm funny, 
irresistible, 
everything he ever wanted. 
Everything is opposite, 
I don't feel like stopping it, 
so baby tell me what I got to lose. 
He's into me for everything I'm not, 
according to you. 

According to you 
I'm boring, 
I'm moody, 
you can't take me any place. 
According to you 
I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away. 
I'm the girl with the worst attention span; 
you're the boy who puts up with that. 
According to you. According to you. 

But according to him 
I'm beautiful, 
incredible, 
he can't get me out of his head. 
According to him 
I'm funny, 
irresistible, 
everything he ever wanted. 
Everything is opposite, 
I don't feel like stopping it, 
so baby tell me what I got to lose. 
He's into me for everything I'm not, 
according to you. 

I need to feel appreciated, 
like I'm not hated. oh-- no--. 
Why can't you see me through his eyes? 
It's too bad you're making me decide. 

According to me 
you're stupid, 
you're useless, 
you can't do anything right. 
But according to him 
I'm beautiful, 
incredible, 
he can't get me out of his head. 
According to him 
I'm funny, 
irresistible, 
everything he ever wanted. 
Everything is opposite, 
I don't feel like stopping it, 
baby tell me what I got to lose. 
He's into me for everything I'm not, 
According to you. 
According to you. 

According to you 
I'm stupid, 
I'm useless, 
I can't do anything right. 

I know it's over, but hey, you are the type of guy who can't appreciate girls. One is never enough. Love is never enough. Goodbye jerk!

I need to undo my life. Find and correct my mistake. Finish all the things that I've started!

I really need to have an undo button in my life. It seems to me that i got lost in my own fantasy world. I wish I could return to the pass. Fix all my mistakes. Correct it all! I am stuck. I realise it now. And I hate my life now! I really need someone who can pull me out from this mess. But who can I depend on? Myself? Bah!!I am going ballistic if this goes on. Please-lah! I think, I really need a place for me to be alone, think all my pass mistakes. and find where I go wrong!

       Now that is what I meant! Oh yeah! Really! I need a place where I can spare my thought! I am going to die if this goes own! Let's start with...ermm... songs that I use to like. I bet, it can bring back all my fond memories, without throwing away the good memories I have NOW!






This is for sure... ----->

Bestfriends

Hmm... what is bestfriends??
Honestly, in life, there are two types of friends we have.
1 ) The real friends as in they are NOT FAKE!
2) A bunch of hypocrites or also known as weathered friends.

The real friends are the type that you can depend on! The one you can trust with your life. The one who cared for you. Even if they sometimes looks bitchy. But seriously, those are the types that you should go for! They sometimes act as your:

                                    *Therapist
                                    *Fashion advisor
                                    *Lesbian partner (Yikes)
                                    *You sister/siblings
                                    *Your mother (i mean like, when they starts babbling)
                                    *Enemy
                                    *Buddy
Man I am thankful cause god send me a bunch of good friends. I really can depend on them cause they never let me down. If they do, they apologise cause there are some dumb and a bunch sore ass losers who hates seeking for forgiveness! Hell yeah, as if you are the only one who is always right? Yeah, I guess better send these bunch of jerks straight to hell cause this types are dangerous. They might even back stab you. What a god forsaken bitches!
Now a best friend always do this:
              1. Save your ass from getting into trouble.
              2. Helps you in your homework (hahaahaha)
              3. Helps in creating creative excuses.
              4. Flunk their exams with you too!
See...how sweet!

 Nice right??
And BTW, don't throw your friends aside for a guy, cause, if the guy dump you, you have no friends, Think before you act!

The hypocrites and rah rah rah losers:

I hate this types. They think they're cool when they are not! They think they are worth being friends but hey bitches! You're not! They are backstabbers! Losers and good for nothing. This types can go straight to hell. But before that, why don't you guys drink a bottle of rat poison and then, drive your bloody car around, drink a bottle of beers and then, why don't you go die? I HATE BACK STABBERS! they are just not worth it! These are also the types when you are happy, they'll surround you and share your happiness! But when you are in trouble or when you are sad, they leave you alone. Let loneliness marry you!

SO CHOOSE WHICH ONE ARE YOU??

But anyway, I love all my girl-friends and my sisters

Muna Nadhira, NorFaizah, Zahrisma Fardila Pasa, Nur Amirah, Fatimah Zahra, Fatimatuz Zahra, Nabilah Jamal, Siti Balqis, Siti Aishah, Siti Zawani, Nur Farhana, Nur Afifah, Akmar Dahlia, Nur Sakinah, Fatin Nur Jeehan, Nur Dayana, Nurul Atikah, Farahnaz,NurHayyu, Intan Faradila,NorShafika, Shafiqa Atikah, Nur Hafizah and many more!
 LOVE YOU GUYS CAUSEYOU GUYS ARE NOT BACKSTABBERS!
(Exception for Nor Faizah and Zahrisma those are my sisters and sweethearts)

XoXo

Hee....kiddo

Just now I was watching Princess and the pauper. Hahaha... I know you guys will say, Euw... are you still a kid or what? Ahah! Thats where you go wrong. Seriously, it's funny and cool! Lol! And my elder brother said that "I've watched that when I was a kid?" Honestly, barbie's are not for girls only, okay! It's for guys too! And my favourite is Barbie in Rainbow secrets. Childish? Go ask my elder sister who is 17 yet she loves barbie. Blame her cause make me watch that kindda show. Huhuhuhuhu!!!~~, yeah right! I just love the happy ending cause the girl and the man of her dreams would look so compatible!! hahaha

see!I told you they are compatible...hahahaha

Let's talk about exam.( i hate talking about this)

Ok... What is E-X-A-M-I-N-A-T-I-O-N.....??\
It is where we write answers and we got it wrong.
Where we studied like hell! (Oh yeah baby oh yeah)
It's where our handphone won't ring
It's where our parents confiscate our phone
And my favourite, Its where we study last minute and dare to dream we can pass (nah! not really)
Seriously, my exam is add maths next week and god.... I bet I actually look like this fellow down here:

I bet this guy is dead...Oh he's actually banging his head on the table! See!

Ohohoh...And the worst part is my face will look ugly with a little bit of stress look and some pimple due t stress! OMG! And  also, the next day is physics paper 1 and 2. Oh Crap! see this ridiculous answer this kid give:

That's what I call easy zero baby! Easy score too!

 

Hahahaha...see the picture up there, that's just for fun cause I am going bonkers after studying add maths and physics. I don't see the point of a good and a relaxing holiday if I must keep on staring at the books with some papers on it.

This is what I look like! Going crazy mood!

 Here's the deal:

See...I hate it! It makes me go stress!! and I have to study until dawn! Without sleeping!
Hush!

Come on-lah when is this exam gonna end?? I wanna throw a party! Shish!

Bunk school if you hate it! that's my idea of survival! Honestly!
This kid down there, has nothing to do with exams but i just put him there cause he's a good and a cute kid. I'am proud of him! hahaha

Cute right??

Brandon Urie (Mr. Hot) and Lee Dong Wook (Mr. Happyface) VS Lee Min Ho (Mr. Macho)

Hahahaha...today, I would like to talk about STALKER baru... hehehe... See the name up there??
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>Brandon Urie
>Lee Dong Wook
>Lee Min Ho
  Now, today's entry is about the 3 guys that I've mention just now.

#Brandon Urie...

Poof! See...
this is the proof...even my vanilla and chocolate
ice cream starts to melts upon seeing him singing
Lalalalala~~~

Hmm he's handsome and have a little bit of a playboy looks doesn't he? I remember the first time I've seen him which is through a link which my friend Syadieya post it on Facebook. That time, the song is... wait...hurmmmm (processor going slow) ahah! I write sins not tragedies. He was wearing a cloak and Ohmygod, he's damn hot. I love seeing his evil smile. What's more, he have a nice lips.! Ehehehe... I mean, his voice is nice. That makes me melt. Even my ice cream melts after seeing him for the first time. Then, I started looking for him at Facebook! thank god I found him cause I almost died of adoration. (after Zain Saidin O.K). And he's best feature is his brown eyes. Nice one y'all! It looks cute on him...

#Lee Dong Wook

Ahah! One of my favourite Korean Artist...Hahaha(suara gatal) hehehe...he's hot and most of all, he charming. This time,my ice cream does not melts, but my heart does! I don't lie. He is sooooo gorgeous... let me spell it for you

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The proof baby! The PROOF...POOF!

 G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S! Say hello to Mr. Happyface. Not Happyfeet! Now seriously, I don't waiiiit. No, I am not sooo into Korean artist. But after watching him (Mr. Happyface) up there, acted, I actually thought, it was not that bad. As a matter of fact, he have the talent, the face, the style, so why not?? Eherm... ==' .... And seriously, he is a good looking guy and I love the way he looks (Love the way you lie song)...ahahahaha....    




And NOW.... MY Favourite......
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Look! It's Mr Macho guy! Clap clap clap!!

Look! Who just came to say HI :)

#Lee Min Ho

Now...about this guy. I was arguing with my beloved sister (my elder sister) bout him. 

Look up there
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How can you say he's not handsome at all! He do have some killing factors that girls run after him. See his lips, his nose, his skin?? Ahahaha! Now that is what I call! Features that may Kill YOU! Abou the arguing, I told my sister, there, Mr. Macho guy is my boyfriend...Hahahaha....OOPS! No! He's not my boyfriend,,,, he's my husband! Tadaaaa!! hahahah....And it pisses my sister off! I mean like, he's cute right? And in the drama he act, through he may looks so snobish, but hey, he's cool on the outside. I can't help but to watch every scene he act! And, I really love his act in B.O.F. But it also means I love seeing him and Kim Bum acted in that drama! Okay... say HI to both of them!
Look! they're smiling!







Hahahaha...okay, that's all.... maybe next time I'll post girls artist..Bet hey! You've gotta wait alright! :) Toodles! Xoxo

Haha...guess who

Yeah... hmm yesterday. STOP! On Thursday, i watched some horror dramas which is not actually to my liking. And guess what who played the story, it's ZAIN SAIDIN! Saay Ahhhhh!!!!!! God! I love his face, his body and his looks plus, his style!! OMG OMG OMG!! He's the most hottest guy I have ever met besides my ex who's a model! I'am not here to talk about my ex but to talk about ZAIN SAIDIN! What I can say is that, he' hot, he's gorgeous, he's smile is so sweet. And most off all, he can actually cook! What else can you ask for?? Hahahaha... Beliau sangatlah handsome. He makes my heart melts when I see him smile (in TV only Larh) Look... he's here!

See... he's a model too! Man I LOVE him!! xoxo

They look cute together... But his smile is cute and
 Juliana Evans is pretty...LOL

I can't get my hands of him. He's sooooo hot!!

Bestest features hahahaha!!

Okay that's all! I love him!! hahaha...Well, i have my second favourite but also the most charming guy on EARTH! Wait for it! Toodles!!

Memories

Memories...nice name right??
Having two sides. Good and bad. The good ones,you cherish them in your thoughts and the bad ones, you want to throw it away if possible right?(You are normal if you hate bad memories lol.)

The good ones is:
When you meet someone. Be friends with them. Treat them well. Love them for who they are and not what you want them to be.Be a very very very good friends to them. If it's a guy, you might end up falling in love with them. If it's a girl, they end up becoming your bestest buddy, your fashion adviser, the person who knows you best and sometimes, your gossip partner and  most of all, your adopted sister or so what ever! I had many good memories with my friends and I which I could replay it again and again.Without having to worry what would become in the future.I wish it to be the way it used to be. But then, new memories come and fill your thoughts. Like now, I used to have a younger sister. Now, I have an elder sister. I used to have the most unfortunate events happened in my life, now, it turns out to be the most funniest and enjoyable one. When I was a kid, I don't know how to love, laugh and enjoy life, and now, it turns out to be easy and I love my life. Without memories, we may not be where we are now! Life changes! A winner is not always a winner and a loser is not always a loser. Be thankful for the memories you had. Be proud for what you did in life.through you maybe a nobody, still, everybody deserves to be happy right?? There are no such law that only famous or rich people can have good memories right?

The bad ones are like:
You fight. You broke up. You cry. You curse. You swear. Someone broke your heart. Someone you love leaves you. Someone you cared for died. Someone whom you treasured most hates you. Your friends talk behind your back and you get to know from someone else. Truth hurts sometimes. But that is what we should be thankful for because without it, you won't grow up. You won't become mature. It has always been bad memories that made people realise their past mistakes that they don't want to repeat it. Bad memories may make people suffer and cry a lot, but hey! Buck up! Do not be so weak. So pathetic. So low spirited. When you fall, pull yourself up. There are always people who would always be by your side. It's true that bad memories may hunt you, but don' be afraid, every humans on earth have many bad memories as they grow up. But there are also a lot of idiots who kill themselves because they can't stand the memories that hunt them. Maybe because of terror! Just, live with it okay?

Learn from this quote:

                           

Memories hurt many people. From kids to adults. Be happy for what you are. Be happy with what you have before it becomes something that you had. Do not regret anything in life. Everything happen for a reason. Till then enjoy it! (~~,)

Heart

I don't know why, my heart keeps pounding for no reasons. It's like...how to say it?? Bah!!! Whatever! For sure, when I'am alone, it beats so fast for no specific reason except when I had my memories flashed back! Seriously, why do I feel like this? OMG... is this LOVE? I don't think so!! It feels as if my heart is gonna drop!! Why?? I tried to ignore it but it keeps on coming back! And I don't know why! God! Help me here! What is my PROBLEM??? What I can say "Heart, stop beating for someone that I don't know. Stop beating for someone else, cause you make me feel uneasy and sleepless!" I won't mind if you miss a beat but please stop beating for someone else! And mind, stop thinking bout the past! You are not a time machine! Mind that!

Think again

I always wonder why people always call someone a bitch when they have boyfriends or sometimes, even worst, SLUTs. what's wrong with them when they have someone who loves them or someone they loved? Is it wrong? The idea of calling people bitches or slut is definietly wrong when you yourself is blinded by your own thoughts or jelousy. Okay maybe you call them that because of:

#1. The way they act in public.
Well let me give you an example. Do you call a lady a bitch when she walks with a guy all lovey dovey. And when they kiss in public without realising people are actually looking at them? Or when they hug each other? Well that is what I call proving your love to everyone. But why are they called bitches and sluts? Is it because you're jelous for not having a boyfriend? Or a guy who would want to do that to you? That is ridiculously stupid? You should not hate that girl. If you do, why don't you hate the guy too? Because he's hot? Oh cut that crap!

#2. The pictures of them.
Nah, this one is my favourite! Guys LOVES to comment on girls with sexy pictures. This one, I don't understand what's the purpose for posting that kind of crap? What the hell are you trying to do? Showing the whole world about your body? Come on! Don't make yourself look cheap! We girls should be ashame of those kind of stuff!! It's embarassing!! What would people think of you? But when people use it as a threat, you're afraid. What the heck is this? So girls, my advice is, stop posting ridiculous photos everywhere. What you post doesn't mean the world want to see it!

#3. The way they walk and talk.

The first time people see about you is the way you talk and walk. They also see whether you smile or not. Ok, you may want to ask what does this have to do with the bitch and slut thingy but the way you act is what people think. It's not like I'm telling you to be hypocrete but, you must show your most decent smile and act. This is to make people think the good thing bout you. And oh yeah, GIRLS SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER CURSE! This shows how immoral you are. Do not do the most stupidest or something that could bring shame to yourself.

That's all I guess. The don't's part. The thing that you should do is like

#1. Smile=This makes people happy and think the positive part of you. And they won't think you're snobish A.K.A ignorant

#2. Stop cursing=Like I said, GIRLS DON'T CURSE! and swear!

#3. Pictures=Put decent pictures and most of all wear something can you...

The real meaning of a BITCH is

So stop calling people BITCH cause you don't wanna compliment them for no reason RIGHT???

I am.....(sambung ayat ini)

Oh...it's holiday...great..Im cracking under pressure...Boring okay. Next week sambung exam balik. Walawey....add maths plak tuh!! Bosan tau tak. And I am lazy to study... I lose my spirit like I know,,, you're gonna call me lazy! But if you are in the same shoe as I am, you would feel the same too.... I hate everyone right now. Feeling like slapping and kicking someone... Lagi lagi, there's some misunderstanding between me and one of my most important people in life. Its killing me! Both of it.So if I fail, don't come and be mad at me! you should at the situation I'm in then maybe, you would understand the freaking feeling im in now!
And now... I have to find someone else to teach me cause I think that I am freaking stupid! Okay...Bye!!

PLAYBOY

Ouh..so now..my topic of the day is PLAYBOY

honestly I have nothing against them cause I think that, its normal for a guy to be in love with two or three girls (maximum eah)... Now what happen is that, theres a guy who have 5 girlfriends and 2 scandals and he said that he love me! Wei! kau gilerkepe? he tried to win my heart a couple of time and when I eventually let my guard down, I got to know that he have many girlfriends and scandals. Maybe it is my retribution for becoming a playgirl. Hahahahaha.... but Oh CRAP! it HURTS! Lesson that i learn is...never to be a playgirl cause it ends up you're being played by a fool when you really thouht he'd loves you for what you are!

I don't get it!

It happens when I was at school and I lost my timetable! Auw...shoot! I asked my sister to get 1 for me cause this is the second time I lose it and seriously, I am ashame about it... Yeah right ==' 1st day at school, nothing happen, just get that ridiculous paper out of my sister's hand and gave her chocolate as a present. That evening she texted me saying that i should throw away the paper cause it actually belongs to someone else and she had photostat a new one for me. the next day, in the morning, she texted me and ask whether i like white chocolates or not and I said yes. I almost starve myself for not having the chocolate that i want from my parents. On recess time, I she came to my class hand me the paper and chocolate, to my amazed. and my friends was like "Raihan...cam biasa, kakak Z kau dtg," and I gave them the what the hell looks. Auw...how sweet of her! And I ate it at home, my mum was like give a lil bit to ur bro n i said no way! my sister bought it for me, so it's mine. she then gave my lil bro money to buy for himself. Shhhot, when i ask her for it, she ignored me, but when my bro ask she gave him Whateverlah...janji my sister gave me!!

Omg I Am starting to PANIC

Friday...
I am sleeping my lazy ass out. Having fun..Singing in the toilet as if i have the whole world in my hand... yang tak perasan tu...exam is like 8 or hey! maybe 9 days left! But guess what? I played games, Xbox and going to Singapore like nobody's business. After all, who cares about me right?

Saturday...
I when to Singapore. Enjoy a nice cup of hot coffee. Eating and laughing and...hahaha..took pictures with my aunty...hell yeah! sound FUN right? And my mum bossess me around the house just to have the chores done! Hahaha..Study? Nah...No time ley...I have time for homeworks only!

Sunday...
I need to clean the house that I promised my dad! When to eat pizza, watch tv, read comics and not forgetting, bullying my cat. That takes alot of my time. OH CRAP!

Monday...
I studied maths but urmm lets just say that maths paper is on Friday on the other week. No related? Yeah I know! Hahaha... and oh yeah, I watched Boys Over flower cause it's the last episode and because my sister smsed me to watch it... It's cool and FUN!!

Tuesday...
I don't do anything just looking at the books for hours. It's bored! I know!

Wednesday...
I am alive! School day! And OMG, its raining...My sister draged me all over the rainy places. And I am wet and cold. haha...Still i am glad to see her annoying face smiling at me for no reason. Bet she's nuts! But it's okay...like I said, I am glad that she's the one who drag me, or else I won't bug! Then at home she texted me to to study...and guess what... I did! So i won't be sweating much for the next day! Thanks to her!!

Thursday...
Wow! It's EXAM! Thank god I studied!

Lawak facebook: Lawak Facebook bersama AYAM (Bhgn. 2)

Lawak facebook: Lawak Facebook bersama AYAM (Bhgn. 2): Pernah baca? Layan jela..

maybe...i reserve my thoughts

When A Girl
Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She
Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your
“Proposal”,
When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It
Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your
Girlfriend,
When She Tag You It Means She Wants To
Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That
She’s Lost In Your Thoughts,
When She Comments On Your Status It Meams
She’s Just Being Social And Not Flirting,
When She Like Your Comment It Means She
Like Your Comment Not You
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Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:d :p
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C H I L D H O O D
Is Like Being
D R U N K . . .
Everyone Remembers
What You Did,
Except You ..
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Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u'll be disconnected!
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An Angry Wife To
Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn't
Have Money That Time n I said
"Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

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Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

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A Belated Teachers' Day

Its A Humble Request
"80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students."
So Plz
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BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers

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A girl Fell Down from 80th floor,
A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her...
will u hug me...?
She replied.., offcourse not...
he dropped her.
...........
she was caught on 30th floor by another boy....
He asked her, will u kiss me..?
no not at all, she replied
he dropped her too..

she prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5th floor.
she immediately said...
ok i will hug u and kiss u..
The boy dropped her and saying.

Astagfirullah !! [ I am fasting ]

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SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 garlic bread, 3 soup & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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"Call A Girl Pretty
& She Will Remember It For
5 Minutes..!

Call A Girl Ugly
& She Will Remember It
Forever..!"

Hello!! don't judge people by their looks!! 

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Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible….?
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Physics student:
assume that elephant’s name is parrot
&
parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:)
physics can prove anything

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A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
.
.
.
Paining ???
.
.
.
No !!
.
.
.
Then ???
.
.
.
Spelling Mistake !!!
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Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

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All say that love is more important than money..

Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)

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''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P


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Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

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A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?

Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D

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A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:
Dear Math,
Im sick & tired of finding ur x
Jst accpt d fact dat she's gone!
Move On dude!


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A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own


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Woman is like blue tooth ,
U r next 2 her,
she stays connected,
u go away,
she finds new device

Man is like wi-fi,
many devices can connect 2him at a time

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Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"
7


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This Funny fact always happen wid me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
.
.
But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
& Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)


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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER.


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A Simple fact:

Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend

Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)

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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!


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U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

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Beautiful flowers die....
Nice stories end......
Lovely songs fade........ ..
Momeries are forgotten... ..
All things comes to end.....
But people like YOU always remain forever
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

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Whos hot... Its U,
Whos
Charming... Its U,
Whos
Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos
Intelligent... Its U,
Whos dear & near friend... Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
"You are so beautiful"

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

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Q: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."

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Q: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."

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There have been many time in 2011
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2012.

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Boy1:Meet my girlfriend Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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A New Added element to the Periodic Table.

Element Name:GIRL

Symbol: G

Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D

Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled

Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone

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A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies

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Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

What do you have?

Poor Man: I have a boy

whos Girl Friend is
.
.
.
.
Your Daughter..!

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"Interesting Confusions"

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it's already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

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GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card

BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, "How's the situation?"

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..:-P

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"

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Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D

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